Tuesday, July 31, 2012

What Your Profile Says About You

In this second edition of WYPSAY, I have found some men that are interested in meeting me, but their profiles are a bit questionable:
Profile(s) viewed on 07/31/12:

"Looking hit me up!!!!hficfkdub off hv hv hbrough did factoid yourself isdn tron gibb hugh thetic buffalo don solstice uscgok droitwich foreign isidro generic kahn if coffin kahn sf high precerti"

Sigh...To use a an image that at this point is becoming overused:

"i love alll kinds of sports mainly FOOTBALLL THOUGH!!! lol... sucks wen u dnt feel like writing in this box lol. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . If u got any questions jus ask! Ill try not to bite too hard :-P RAWR!! LOL"

Well he certainly loves his football and his elipses. Apparently he likes Au Jus sauce too.

Here's his idea of a first date:
Mmmmm i was thinkn about maybe robbing a bank or maybe even a alittle candy jacking lol.. hmu if ur interested =P"
Yeah, robbing a bank and candy jacking are not my idea of a first date. Maybe a recent parole's idea but not mine.

But nothing tops this gem, oh this guy, this fucking guy:
I see alot of girls on here aren't really serious. I figure since your on here and its a free site, ya'll don't really give a poop. Maybe if this site charged, girls would be different...

I'm looking for females that are serious about meeting up and maybe getting a casual drink and seeing where things lead to ya know?!?! The way things are suppose to be done, (MEETING IN PERSON). Seems like alot of you girls just wanna chit chat on this thing, phone friends, texting buddies etc and never wanna take things further once a guy mentions meeting ya'll get scared and wanna hide behing the computer. If theres any real woman out there (YES I SAID WOMAN,NOT LITTLE GIRLS) that is interested in eventually meeting up as friends or maybe more down the line, hit me up if interested. I get bored of the same ole same ole and usual routines quick so any girls interested needs to keep things new, exciting and fresh."

Wow...no wonder this guy is having trouble getting a woman to pay attention to them. First of all, he's insulting them to the point that he is practically almost slut-shaming them. Secondly, if he is serious about finding a relationship, he shouldn't even say shit like "I don't call it a date, I call it 'meeting.' I don't do dinner and a movie" (seriously that was on his profile). Third, it's one of the free dating websites! If you want to find someone that is worth your time try eHarmony dude! And change your fucking attitude! You act like you're a player, but you're nothing but a fucking atard (atard is a term reserved for those who have reached a level of retardation that goes beyond human comprehension)!

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