Thursday, October 25, 2012

WYPSAY...Halloween Edition

Welcome to the Halloween Edition of WYPSAY! Well they're scary either way but I found some really special ones.

Profiles viewed on 10/25/12:

"Must be able to laugh and hold a fun conversation!

With that said and adding in my sense of humor, please don't be offended if you receive a message from me inquiring:

1. Why you are lying down on a zebra colored throw rug.
2. Wondering why your profile says you are looking for a nice man or a serious relationship and you have your ta-ta's hanging out in a see-through dress while chicken fighting on top of two guys that did not make the cut for Jersey shore.
3. Why your computer doesn't have spell check.

I am easy going Italian guy that loves to do things outdoors! I was born and raised in Orange County. I love to go to the beach, read, watch an awesome sunset, cook (mostly Italian) and be with my friends and family and friends are very important to me. I'm open-minded and speak my mind when needed....I don't like to argue or debate about topics for have your opinion and I have mine and that's great :) I enjoy racing cars at various racetracks across the united states & love photography...I love going to baseball games, watching football, etc.. I also do not mind staying home on a weekend and just watch a movie, relax and enjoy each others company..

Personality is a big thing, don't be afraid to send me a message... I love a woman with confidence!

I want you to pick me up at my house in your car, and before I even get to your car door I want you to open it for me. I want you to pay for dinner and walk me home to my front door; also I want you to whistle the theme song to Top Gun for every room we walk into! 

ok ok just kidding... Lets start with coffee?"

Hmmm...he seems ok, except for this one part right here:

Wondering why your profile says you are looking for a nice man or a serious relationship and you have your ta-ta's hanging out in a see-through dress while chicken fighting on top of two guys that did not make the cut for Jersey shore."

Slut shaming much? He had so much potential too...

"I work full time as a Flooring Estimator, I love my job as it really puts my brain to work as well as my skills. I have a basis of logic and analytics that I use when problem solving or when coming up with what I need to, and that method I use usually puts me in a spot in conversation playing the role of "Devil's Advocate" in conversations. I like to base what I know and follow off of facts - but when it comes to forming opinions on certain issues, I love enthralling myself in conversations with others to see their points and to figure out how they came to the conclusions that they come to in an effort to learn more than I currently do at this point and time. Knowledge is power, and the mind is a terrible thing to waste if you aren't feeding it information. 

I am the kind of guy who likes to be a gentlemen as often as possible, the kind that holds the door for you, who brings you a flower spontaneously... be sweet, romantic, and flirty. I have this "wall" that I have put up, I guess from being burned in the past - and it keeps me from being who I want to be in a relationship, but I'm hoping they come down for the right person. 

I work between 8-10 hours a day, and sometimes on Saturdays, so it's really hard to plan anything on a consistent basis, but there are some things that I find time to do. 

I am partial to red heads, BBW (big girls need lovin', too), and nerdy girls, as I am too a huge nerd. I am your stereotypical online gaming/magic the gathering playing dork who was one of the kids back in school who kept to himself and always got straight A's in school. 

The kind of music I like is mainly 90s music. I am a huge fan of the 90s alternative rock; Hootie and the Blowfish, old Green Day, Everclear, Oasis, Goo Goo Dolls, Smashing Pumpkins, and all of the one-hit wonders out there during that era. I was raised on classic rock; Pink Floyd, Grateful Dead, Zeppelin, etc. In today's music (since rock is dead), I mainly listen to *cringes* Top40 (that's all they play around here anymore), and when I am truly bored I listen to talk radio. 

I am at the point in my life where I do not want to give up everything I like to do that makes me happy for love - I have done that in the past and will not do it again... if a girl can't accept me for who I am, then so be it. I have a lot of goals in mind and I am going to go far in my life, and taking the right person with me would be an amazing thing. There is no reason why someone should have to sacrifice so much for one person. I have no problem with what you do, don't have a problem with mine. :) 

I eventually want to have my own business where I work from home - or at least really, really close to home. I love to make people laugh and to be happy, and anything I can do that would become a career would be ideal. I don't want to be filthy rich - but I would like to be to the point where I don't have to worry about money (like, not an issue whatsoever)."

This is all well and good, but I have a problem with this line:

I am partial to red heads, BBW (big girls need lovin', too), and nerdy girls, as I am too a huge nerd."

Okay, having a preference in red heads is fine, having a preference in curvier and/or nerdy women is fine, but the way that you said "big girls need lovin' too" really pisses me off. Everyone needs love, not just big girls. That statement makes it sound like you are fetishisizing larger women as opposed to seeing them as human beings with feelings and complexities too.

So dude, I am sure you are nice guy, but fuck you for framing that statement in that way.


He sent me a message too:

Message receieved on 10/23/12:

I think I've seen you fly by a few times. I know you secretly want me to come with you on your adventures. All you have to do is tell me, I wouldn't be afraid. 

Let me know where I email the resume to and I will have my people get in contact with your people. :)"

What if I don't want you to come with me? Have you thought that out? I don't even know you, how can you assume that I want you to come with me on my ship?

These guys really need to mind their p's and q's. They all seem like nice guys too, but they were slut shaming women and fetishsizing curvier women. Therefore, they lost a lot of points from me.
Happy Halloween Everybody!

Monday, October 22, 2012

And I Have Returned...For Now.

Well it has been a busy few months with the moving, art shows, elections, world domination and what not, so when I checked my messages, I received a lot of treats, so to speak.

Messages received on 09/30/12:

"Im a sucker for a cute steam punk captain :) Besides you look hot in goggles . My name's______ (name has been redacted) and I know a thing or two about fixing robots . What kind of music are you into ?"

Actually, this one isn't too bad. It certainly isn't as lewd, trolly, or creepy as some of the ones I have received so far.

Messages received on 10/17/12:

"Hey besutiful"

.............What the fuck does "besutiful" mean? No really, what does this word mean? Is it word from another language? You know what, let me look this shit up in the dictionary. Give me five minutes.

*Comes back five minutes later.

Ok, either this guy made up a new word or he spelled "beautiful" hilariously wrong. Dude, you have a spellchecker, please use it! It makes you look more intelligent and cohesive when you spell words correctly!

"U look so familiar"

That's all you're going to say? Okay, I would you like for me to respond to that because I get that from a lot of people. I'm out and about a lot so...I have no clue really. Um...thanks, I guess?

"Wow! You are very sexy and I would love to get to know you better. Please check out my profile and write back if interested. I am very generous."

Uh...what do you mean by "very generous?" I'm confused and scared at the same time. Your profile pic doesn't help either because you look really creepy and I mean rapey creepy. 

Message received on 10/19/12:

Read away!.. hey you certified to carry that katana of yours..? Man you should come to dragoncon with me one of these days.. . What mission I must loot to meet you and what's your agenda? Love your profile"

Ok, let me answer a few things that this guy wrote in his ellipses filled paragraph. Yes I am qualified to carry my Katana. I will only go to DragonCon with friends, not with people I do not know, nor haven't met in real life (and even then, I would to see if we get along) and you're just going to have to work very hard to find me, just like all of the others because I am constantly on the go and traveling. I don't have any hidden agendas of any kind. I hope I have answered your questions thus far.

Man, they sure know how to woo me...