Saturday, August 11, 2012

Items You Need To Survive On My Airship

This is actually a good question:
Message received on 08/11/12:

"What do I need to to to get onto your airship?"

Well here are a few things you will need in no particular order:

A gun

Parachute (hey you need one)
Sturdy and good boots
Goggles (I travel in the desert sometimes)
A Camera (hey you need some good photos)
Condoms (well, you know, in case you decide to get intimate with someone on my ship)
Waste bin
Massage Oils 

I think that covers it.

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