What Your Profile Says About You

In this second edition of WYPSAY, I have found some men that are interested in meeting me, but their profiles are a bit questionable:
Profile(s) viewed on 07/31/12:

"Looking hit me up!!!!hficfkdub off hv hv hbrough did factoid yourself isdn tron gibb hugh thetic buffalo don solstice uscgok droitwich foreign isidro generic kahn if coffin kahn sf high precerti"

Sigh...To use a an image that at this point is becoming overused:

"i love alll kinds of sports mainly FOOTBALLL THOUGH!!! lol... sucks wen u dnt feel like writing in this box lol. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . If u got any questions jus ask! Ill try not to bite too hard :-P RAWR!! LOL"

Well he certainly loves his football and his elipses. Apparently he likes Au Jus sauce too.

Here's his idea of a first date:
"Mmmmm i was thinkn about maybe robbing a bank or maybe even a alittle candy jacking lol.. hmu if ur interested =P"
Yeah, robbing a bank and candy jacking are not my idea of a first date. Maybe a recent parole's idea but not mine.

But nothing tops this gem, oh this guy, this fucking guy:
"I see alot of girls on here aren't really serious. I figure since your on here and its a free site, ya'll don't really give a poop. Maybe if this site charged, girls would be different...

I'm looking for females that are serious about meeting up and maybe getting a casual drink and seeing where things lead to ya know?!?! The way things are suppose to be done, (MEETING IN PERSON). Seems like alot of you girls just wanna chit chat on this thing, phone friends, texting buddies etc and never wanna take things further once a guy mentions meeting ya'll get scared and wanna hide behing the computer. If theres any real woman out there (YES I SAID WOMAN,NOT LITTLE GIRLS) that is interested in eventually meeting up as friends or maybe more down the line, hit me up if interested. I get bored of the same ole same ole and usual routines quick so any girls interested needs to keep things new, exciting and fresh."

Wow...no wonder this guy is having trouble getting a woman to pay attention to them. First of all, he's insulting them to the point that he is practically almost slut-shaming them. Secondly, if he is serious about finding a relationship, he shouldn't even say shit like "I don't call it a date, I call it 'meeting.' I don't do dinner and a movie" (seriously that was on his profile). Third, it's one of the free dating websites! If you want to find someone that is worth your time try eHarmony dude! And change your fucking attitude! You act like you're a player, but you're nothing but a fucking incel!

More WTF from Leah...

Our lovely friend Leah of Dania Beach, FL has just received this gem:

Message received on 07/28/12:

"id fuck"

...What or who do you want to fuck exactly? What the hell are you trying to say? Do you fuck trees, leprechauns, paper? Sir, what do you want to have sex with? Do you want to have sex with my friend? If that's the case, then can you please specify what you are trying to say on who you would like to fuck!? Really! Is it that hard?! I mean really. Or do you fuck ID badges or your id? Sigmund Freud would have something to say about that:

I don't think that's going to help Freud, then again maybe that's what this guy was trying to tell my friend miss Leah.

What Your Profile Says About You

Here at ODBDS, I am a firm believer that sometimes it's not the content of the messages that measure the person, but their online personality summary can also tell you a lot more about them as well:

Profile Viewed on 07/28/12:

"Well I can't sum myself up in a lil box but Der is alot 2 kno so feel free 2 ask.. I'm not shy so ask NEthing u wana kno.. Not really gud at talkin bout myself, u jus gota take da time 2 get 2 kno me.. I'm not like most ppl I don't fit NE 1 mold, I don't hav a type, n u can't judge me by my cover.. I'm as real as dey cum n jus cuz I type like dis doesn't mean I can't spell things correctly if you prefer, I jus think its easier n u can still understand.. Feel free 2 hit me up, I'll an"swer NE questions u hav..

I do hav pix but I'm havin problems putin dem up 4 sum reason..

This man seriously needs to invest in spellchecker, a dictionary, a grammar book and a thesaurus. I had no idea what the the fuck he just typed...at all. I can't believe I am using two pictures for this one profile summary:

Stud of the Week!

Here he is, the Stud of the week:

Message received on 07/28/12:

Konnichiwaz! I'm leo! You don't know this yet but I'm fucking awesome. I'm a full functioning adult. Car, job, decent place good credit ect. Besides all that I'm smart, geeky, affectionate, funny, honest, and good in bed. Im not after sex but just trying to put my best qualities out there. 

I read your whole profile...not just skimmed and looked at the pictures (you are cute -but you know this). Our match percentage is high, and I think we have potential. I think you are too cool for me actually >_< I can only ask that you check my profile and give me a shot. You wont regret it. Im kinda awesome =^_^=  

A good mix of humor, humility and just being plain adorable is what makes this guy the Stud of the Week! Congratulations! Guys, take notes, he's got it down pat.

Our First Submission!

This message was received from Leah of Dania Beach, FL. This was sent to her on 07/26/12:
"hey... i like you... i wanna have cybersex with you... add me on skype gordonfreeman24"


Where do I begin? First of all I wonder how many times he's used this line. Second of all, at least he's straight to the point. Third, all I can say is this:

Really dude, you should at least bother to introduce yourself and say hello. I think you have much better luck pulling this kind of shit off on 4chan.

A Bud and A Dud for the week...

Let's start off with our Bud of the week:

Message received on 07/24/12:

"Your style, or at least your style is like steampunk, but its something else to, and I can't quite put my finger on it, it has me dumped, but either way it is pretty awesome!"

I didn't mean for my sense of style to take a dump on you, but nonetheless, thanks for the compliment!  For that, you are the Bud of the Week!


And now here is our Dud:

Message received on 07/24/12:

"wtf"


Really? That's all you had to say? Apparently you do not have a sense of humor, so I am going to use a picture to illustrate your lack of humor and appreciation for someone who even dared to think outside of the box and stand out even:

And because this dud forgot who the fuck I was, here is another picture to illustrate my point:

Uh.....

Apparently people want to taste me or have tasted me and I didn't know about it.

Message received on 07/22/12:

"yummy"

Um, can you at least tell me what I taste like? I have no idea what I taste like because I am not into eating people. This guy is a cannibal.